Voxels & Valor • Session 1 Recap • The Road To Phandalin

Where All Good Tales Begin

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A lively fantasy tavern inside a giant sea creature’s ribcage, featuring an orc shouting at an eladrin as Gundren Rockseeker enters holding an emerald.

Credit: The Beached Leviathan and supporting lore were inspired by Inchoate Thoughts.

If you’ve ever lingered long enough in a tavern to hear the locals argue about fate, you’ll notice something peculiar: nobody agrees where an adventure starts. Some say it’s at the first roll of the dice. Others insist it’s at the first sword swing, or when the wrong person catches the right glimmer of trouble.

But I say it begins with a tavern door swinging open on a night no one expected to remember, until they did. And so we begin at The Beached Leviathan, a storied, salt-scrubbed marvel of a tavern in Neverwinter, a place whose rafters hold more secrets than its patrons ever will.

A Quiet Drink, a Loud Orc, and the First of Many Bad Decisions

Two young companions, Larn and Akkira, sat together at a small table meant for quiet drinks and quieter plans. This serenity lasted precisely until a drunken orc lumbered across the room, looming over Larn like a storm cloud searching for lightning.

YOU STOLE MY LUCKY DICE!” he bellowed. Larn, who had stolen many things in his life but certainly not those, blinked in utter astonishment. His denial only poured oil on the orc’s temper.

Before the first fist could land, two would-be heroes, Lazmr and Sagora, stepped in. Their actions were quick, decisive, and possibly foolish. The scuffle lasted only moments. By the time the gnoll crony fled and the orc hit the floorboards, something more dangerous than a bar fight had been born: a party. Across the tavern, Zend, a Bugbear ranger, watched the chaos unfold with measured curiosity.

“Some alliances are forged in fire; others in the drunken accusations of an orc.”

Gundren Rockseeker Makes an Entrance (and an Impression)

Introductions had barely begun when the tavern door slammed open and Gundren Rockseeker stormed in like a dwarf with too many secrets and not enough pockets. He slapped a massive emerald onto the bar with such force even the candles flinched, then called for stout hearts to escort a wagon to Phandalin.

Gundren’s Emerald
  • Size of a baby dragon’s heart
  • Paid for one round of drinks
  • Started one very long story

Six hands rose, some eager, some hesitant, one purely because the others were doing it. By the time the candles guttered low, the six who would one day bear the name the party had agreed to travel south.

  • Larn: Eladrin Wild Magic Sorcerer
  • Akkira: Tiefling Circle of the Moon Druid
  • Lazmr: Water Genasi Paladin
  • Sagora: Elf Draconic Sorcerer
  • Zend: Bugbear Swarmkeeper Ranger

Merlan of the Whispered Voice

Under the Neverwinter night, a lone figure in dark robes waited, silent and unmoving. To the party he offered gestures; to Sagora, a soft voice bloomed inside her mind: “I am Merlan. Follow me. I will guide you to the stables.” He led with mystery and left with it, a shadow at the edge of their tale, perhaps gone for now, but not forever.

“Some guides lead with maps. Others with mystery.”

The High Road Beckons

The High Road unfurled southward, the wagon creaking, the horses protesting, and the coastline stretching beside them like a promise. Daylight brought little trouble, just a passing caravan and the lingering suspicion that the world was holding its breath.

At dusk, a lone boar emerged from the brush, judged them silently, and wandered off. Moments later it returned at a full charge, this time with three skeletons and two bandits eager to spoil the evening.

Roll for Initiative!

The battle was chaotic, uncoordinated, and glorious. Magic flared, blades flashed, and when the dust settled the enemies lay defeated while the party, battered, bruised, exhilarated, stood victorious over their first true fight together.

First Combat Lessons Learned
  • Everyone is rusty.
  • Skeletons are rude.
  • Boars have no respect for personal space.
  • Victory tastes like road dust and adrenaline.

Campfire Stones and a Tribute in the Dark

Under a quilt of stars, they made camp. While others settled, Larn walked the perimeter. He picked up stones, one by one, sneezed on each, and placed them back again. When asked why, he simply said, “Anyone want to help keep the gnomes away?” A few joined him, amused by the ritual.

They did not know it then, but it was a quiet tribute, an echo of a grandfather’s campfire prank, carried into a fantasy world and made into magic of the heart. Some spells come from books. Others come from stories.

“Some magic isn’t learned from spellbooks. Some is inherited through stories.”