Session 9: The Mountain Tried to Warn Us

A travel session where the world does everything it can to warn Voxels & Valor away—and they confidently ignore every sign. Ice, omens, and unchecked certainty on a frozen road.
Gather. Laugh. Roll
Gather. Laugh. Roll

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