Session 7: Even the Furniture Is Lying

Gnomengarde offers Voxels & Valor no answers—only mist, polite madness, and a barrel that bites back. In Session 7, trust begins to unravel.
Gather. Laugh. Roll
Gather. Laugh. Roll

Gnomengarde offers Voxels & Valor no answers—only mist, polite madness, and a barrel that bites back. In Session 7, trust begins to unravel.

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